When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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Read a Book.

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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Why was the little boy sad Because he has depression from his father beating him over and over every time he comes home from school...

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

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kk

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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woman's rights

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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Anti Joke

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