Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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Caroline Kelly.

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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http://www.booksie.com/declan_mckimm

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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