Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

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A man and his young child walk into a clinic to get physical check-up. The man learns from the physicist he doesn't mater. His wife remarries and start having frequent sex and the child is scarred for life. This is irrelevant because both parents don't exist and this is all a constant delusion in an psychiatric hospital.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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