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Q) How do you kill a blue elephant? A) Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a pink elephant? A) Hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun. Q) How do you kill a white elephant? A) Tickle it until it turns pink, hold its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape