Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Person A: Knock Knock Person B: Who's there? Person A: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest. Open the door. Person B: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest, open the door wh-- Suddenly the door is smashed open. Tear gas grenades are rolled in, temporarily blinding Person B. He is then dragged out of his apartment by nine federal agents who proceed to beat him and throw him into the back of an FBI van.

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what cuts the grass on christmas eve and lives in mexico? JP I lied about Mexico jackin it in san diego

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Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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