- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

outside your comfort zone

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

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