- Anti Joke

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes