- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Trump will make America great again.

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