Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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SHUT UP JP

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How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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