- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What worse than being shot? Waking up and finding a penis in your mouth.

A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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