Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

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whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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Anti Joke

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