- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rebecca Black sings a song.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

A gay man watches football.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

I enjoy Popcorn

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

No your aunties a joke

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

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