homosexual rights to marriage

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

So FDR walks into a bar.

I like school Said no one ever.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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