Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

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Well... My reputation is still kinda exaggerated apparently. What you experienced is called astral projection, some people claim it is the same as lucid dreaming, I beg to differ, the difference is vast. You basically just admitted that people believe much more in you, than you believe in yourself, without believing hypnosis does not work, people are like "bah its just suggestions", its true, but underestimating the power of suggestions is a pretty bad call.

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Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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