- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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