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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

antonio has a penis head.lol

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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