Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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