- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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