Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

European on my shoes, buddy.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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