Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

a black man walks out of popeyes

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Your face

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Women outside of the kitchen.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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