- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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