- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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