- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

1: I know a lot of people hate Mondays, but my least favorite day of the week is Thursday. 2: Can I ask why? 1: Of course you can. Everyone has free will.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Pickles

Neil is a reterd.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??