- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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