What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

Roses are flowers.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Chick Norris... Enough said

What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

roses are red violets are blue i smell meth abkfjbekfhbkfsdshjfbkhb

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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