- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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