- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

Knock knock Who's there? Guess who. You have 4 options: A. Jeremy Stevens B. Donald Jefferson C. Richard Gillespie D. Paul Faggot Um A? Nope, the correct answer is D. Paul Faggot Oh hi Paul, come in.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

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