- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

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