Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

whatdumb and gay stewart price

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Anti Joke

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