- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

Roses are red,violets are blue I've got aids & now so do you Merry Christmas

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

Roses are red, violets are blue, I had some crack, my unicorn says hi.

"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

America

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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