Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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