What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

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An old man walks into a bar. It was, a metal cylinder, not unlike a short carbon rod, and not the drinking establishment he normally frequents, named O'Malley's Pub and Eatery, which was, in fact, next to the the building with the protruding metal bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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