- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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