Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed. I will also remove you from my friends list on Facebook because stealing isn't nice.

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Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me 3 times, oh now you're just being a jerk

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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