- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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