A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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who do we all like george goodburn

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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All I can say is that its not the feds, and not Interpol nothing "legal" nor anything belonging to the state as far as we can tell. You all stay locked up, and I will make sure this little geek with shitty breath does not say anything about you, as for the rest, I cant say much.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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Denard Robinson

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

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Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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Anti Joke

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