- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

What do you put your key on? A key chain.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??