why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

Dead girls can't say no.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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