What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

cory is gay

Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

I hate it when people dont finish there sen

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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