- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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