Who wants water? I do.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Dakota Fanning

I love pissing people off :P

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

How high is the sky? True or False

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

that wall over there ->

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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