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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

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A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man said to the bartender "I'll have a H2O, please." His friend said "Yeah, I'll have a H2O too." The bartended wasn't an idiot and was aware that he was in a bar, not a science lab, and handed them both a bottle of H2O. His friend still died.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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Anti Joke

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