- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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