How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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How do you end a sentence

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

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What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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Mogok Papiti.

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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