- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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