why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Where's my tractor?

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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