There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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learn. advance!

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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