- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

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