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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

What are annoying? Ads.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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