3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

What's upside down? umop apisdn

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

i like it in the mouth

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

there once was a black man who played basketball

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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