What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

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What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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poo

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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