whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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Call me Ishmael. Or don't. Well, you can, but I'm not forcing you. You could call me Steve or Bob, it's not really that important. I'm just around here anyway to tell about a huge white dick. A whale dick. A SPERM whale dick. Never mind. Or the guy whose obsessed with it. No, it's not what it sounds like. He just wants to stab it with his harpoon. Wait, that sounds even worse. Whatever. Anyway, call me Ishmael...

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Why did the hobo get hit by a bus? He wanted to kill himself.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Anti Joke

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