- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

How do you kill an elephant? -With a gun? No, an elephant gun. How do you kill a red elephant? -With an elephant gun? No, with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a blue elephant? -WIth a blue elephant gun? No, you choke it until it turns blue and kill it with a red elephant gun. How do you kill a purple elephant? Theres no such thing as a purple elephant, thus contradicting the reality of performing a major act of animal abuse on it.

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

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