A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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Potassium? K.

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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