What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender, upon seeing him, asks him to leave. The black man is enraged by the blatant racism shown by this man, and proceeds to punch the bartender repeatedly. After 5 minutes of non-stop punching the man stops, looks at his victim, and is filled with remorse. He is dead. Upon looking around, the black man notices scaffolding and building equipment scattered around the room. He falls to the ground as he realizes the bar is still under construction, and unable to serve customers this early in development. The bartender was simply asking the man to leave for his own safety.

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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your mom is so fat.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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