- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

I used to know what alzheimers was

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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