A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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Praise Paisley

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What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Turkeys are obese

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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