- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Why are white people white? I don't know

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

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