- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

I am quite mature.

Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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