Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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