What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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