- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Charlie Sheen

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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