This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

What page are you on The gay page.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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