- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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