how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

Knock knock knock OCD

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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