- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

What are annoying? Ads.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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