whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

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What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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