What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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