Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

Eric went for a poo in the public toilets. After he finished, he realised that there was no toilet roll. So he had to just pull up his pants and put up with his sshitty arse for the rest of the day. Unfortunately, he was in a board meeting and when he went in he stank of shit and it was a very uncomfortable feeling.

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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