- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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