- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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