why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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