Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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