what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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What does a scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!!

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Racial Equality

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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