Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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