In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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brock has small hands for a small job

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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