- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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