- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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noah is a scrub jungle

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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