Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

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Once a upon a midnight haven. Along came a cow name Mr. Maven. For they say the cow was very lucky. But oh what a day for something very mucky. Oh ye the coming of Mr. Maven and his milk. And for every cereal there will be silk. But wait isn't Mr. Maven a guy? How can you milk him even if you try? I don't know, just sounds cool.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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Anti Joke

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