what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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call me maybe.

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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Karen was an average high-schooler. When she got home she often went online to chat with strangers. One day she started chatting with a nice girl named Jami. They really got along, Karen could tell Jami all of her secrets. One day, Karen decided to met her new friend at a local park without telling her parents. When she arrived she discovered the gruesome truth about Jami. Jami wasn't in high-school. She was a ten-foot tall, vicious, velociraptor.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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This guy went to the store because he needed potatoes. So he asked the clerk where the potatoes were at and she said "Isle fiveeeeeee!" So he went there and there were no potatoes ! hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahaahahahahahhhhahha

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