- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

a man makes a bad joke

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

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