- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

mmm i love marble bumhole

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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