- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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