Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

haha black people :D

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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