A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Women's Rights

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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