What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

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Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Where's my baby??

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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