- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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