- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

like if your cool

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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