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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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