- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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