You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Hey how is your wife and my kids

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

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