- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

Democracy.

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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