- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A racist guy walks into a bar. Gets drunk, and cracks jokes. Then proceeds to get the shit kicked out of him.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

What's big and long? My dick.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

What did the retard say to the other retard? (incoherent gibberish)

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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