- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

yolo your orange looks orange

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Dumbledore dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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