Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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Screw it you write the joke.

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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