Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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