What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

A baby seal walks into a club.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

Women's rights.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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