- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

SHUT UP JP

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

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