- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Knock Knock Who's there

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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