Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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knock knock! whos there? me! me who? thats right! whats right? meehoo! thats what i want to know! whats what you want to know? me who? yes, exactly! exactly what? yes, i have an exactlywatt on a chain! exactly what on a chain? yes! yes what? no, exactlywatt! thats what i want to know! i told you--exactlywatt! exactly what? yes! yes what? yes, its with me! whats with you? exactlywatt--thats whats with me! me who? yes! Go away! knock knock.....

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

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how do you make jimmy happy you cant he's in a coma

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

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whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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