- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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