- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

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