Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

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there is a blonde, red head, and brunet held captive in afghanistan. The people say whats your last word to the red head, she says tornado... they turned and she escaped, they say to the brunet what is your last word, she says tsunami.. they turn and she escaped. They go to the blonde and say what is your last word, she says fire... she is then shot rapidly and she dies.

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I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

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How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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What eats grass and goes MMMMOOOOOOO? A weird person that likes to eat grass and MMMMOOOOOOO

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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swag

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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