Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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