- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Lebron James got a new iPhone, but he has to keep it on vibrate because he doesn't have any rings.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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