Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as this could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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