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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

So three Jews walk into a Biker Bar. Despite the fact that is was a self-proclaimed "Biker Bar", the group of men inside were in fact rather open-minded, and had no issues with new members. They had a rich conversation, and frequented the bar thereafter.

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

how do u have sex with a really hot girl who is not interested in you? Rape her in a dark ally

A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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