whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

women's rights.

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

sfdg

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Women's rights.

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