Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

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knock knock who's there ?

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Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did one Teacher say to the other teacher? Nothing. The first teacher has a horrible drinking habbit which is getting out of hand, He beats his wife and children each night after his drinks at the bar. His parents have stopped all contact and he found some divorce papers in his wifes draw, also saying she would be getting full costudy of the children. He has lost the majority of his friends and didnt want to loose another one, and kept his problems to himself.

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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Knock knock. Come right on in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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