- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

bangers and mash?

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

the WNBA.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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