- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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