- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

i dont care if you rate me or not

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

-knock knock! -doors open

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Guess What??? Ur Murr

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

Women's Rights

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

Skinny people fart less.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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