Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

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For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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