What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

my gramma died

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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