- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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