LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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What is older than history?

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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