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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

John Cena

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

Okay, after this one then...

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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