A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

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A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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What's worse than finding a spider hidden in your sheets? The spiders being followers of the devil then sucking out your soul and giving it to the devil while your body gets stretched and you die a very painful death.

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... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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Yanter, Look it up

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

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whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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So a seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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