- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

I woke up today

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Wright flyer

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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