why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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where's mom I killed her

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Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

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So a jelly bean walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "whatchuu doin here jelly bean" the jelly bean doesn't respond and sits there awkwardly because he neither speaks English nor has the brain capacity to move or breathe. The bartender closes the store and comes back the next day to find the bean in the same awkward position.

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What does the fox say? Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding! Ringdingdingdingdingdingerding!

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Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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Anti Joke

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