- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is McDonalds bad for you? Because their is so much fat in all its products, and contains many calories.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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