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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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