Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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I Have a Black Friend

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

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How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

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why does the man appear fat he is

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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Hey, in case you are around and still wonder how he got out. Anonymous tip from yours truly, if he had remained there, you would all have taken the blame. Just stay away from the deep web, and I wont be forced to come get all of you as well. For a long while I was suspicious that you might have been leaking information regarding me and all of us, but then the rules changed and information regarding Point Zero, subtle hints and such, began spreading, it has been removed, nobody will know what Intel was sold, so yeah, he was a mole, he is no more, for this I am sorry.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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