- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

A hill billy went fishing

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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