What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

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Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

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How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? ...Because he was buried in a churchyard.

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

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http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/355988-gay_marriage.jpg

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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The american education system.

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AFTER PONDERING UPON YOUR SUGGESTION... I HAVE CONSIDERED, THOUGHT, SOUGHT TROUGH THE YELLOW PAGES OF WISDOM AND MIGHT, AND MY ANSWER TO THAT SUGGESTION IS... A DEFINITIVE, FIRM AND MANLY... Moral: MAAAAYBEEEEE?!?!?

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

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A woman who lived alone with her parrot left her apartment to run to the store, forgetting that a plumber was scheduled to come and fix her sink. A few minutes later, the plumber arrived and knocked on the door. The parrot inside called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replied, "it's the plumber. I've come to fix the sink." The plumber waited for a bit and, seeing that nobody was coming to the door, knocked again. The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber replied, a little more loudly, "it's the plumber! I've come to fix the sink!" Again the plumber waited. After a few more minutes, he knocked again. The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber yelled, as loudly as he could, "IT'S THE PLUMBER! I'VE COME TO FIX THE SINK!" Still, nobody came to the door. The plumber banged the door repeatedly, The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?" The plumber screamed "IT'S...THE...PLUMBER!!! I'VE...COME...TO...FIX...THE...SIIIIIIINK!!!" and then, consumed with rage, clutched his chest and fell over dead from a stress-induced heart attack. A few minutes later, the woman returned home and, while opening her door, noticed the plumber lying dead in her hallway. She looked at her parrot and asked, "Who is it?" The parrot called out, "WHO IS IT?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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