- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

You were born.

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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