Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

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There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

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Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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i like turtles

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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1+1=2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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