- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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